Well, I have a qualified success after all of this time!
I raised the amperage to 1450 mA in the config file for the 0.9° steppers I got from Ulitbots (rated at 1.68A), and that helped to get rid of the banding substantially.
After that, I added some 50K diff lube (from RC cars) to the ball joints at the end of my Trick Laser arms and MAN what a difference that made.
The results of my bed mesh calibration looked nearly identical to yours before these changes, and here is the result now:
Bed Level Photo
I have yet to print anything with this result, but it is a huge improvement that I wanted to make sure I shared!
Happy printing and thanks for the advice dc42!!